A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT
this game is why I have trust issues
treasure chest is probably filled with fucking spiders
Uh, you’re t. m.
— terribly mistaken,
because this umbrella has always belonged t. m.
— to me.
You were so perfect, and you deserved so much better.
Is there some kind of superhero movie coming out this weekend
what I have gathered from tumblr: THERE IS LITERALLY NO ONE WHO DOESN’T WANT A MOVIE ABOUT THE BLACK WIDOW AND HAWKEYE
this is the greatest blooper
pros of dating me
- you can hold my hand whenever you want
- you can cuddle with me whenever you want
- you can kiss me whenever you want
cons of dating me
- i get jealous easily
- i’m sad a lot
- i will never feel good enough for you no matter how many times you tell me i am
The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?”
And then looks so happy that the pit did.